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[mr_mildmannered]

Good evening, residents of Zenithia Castle! My name is Clark Kent and I've just been hired in by Headmaster Mickey as this school's Archivist and Record keeper. Back in my home universe I'm a reporter and so the position seems quite fitting. I'm very much looking forward to starting work - And I hear this place has an impressive Library too. That's

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[mr_mildmannered]

It's a pleasure, Sam. Please, call me Clark.

Anything important that happens that I can either be present for or gather enough eyewitness accounts to make a plausible and detailed record. The brief I was given is quite loose and I have the ability to use my own discretion when it comes to the things I record for the archives.

The goal is to, basicly, provide a resource for future residents of the castle to be able to look up past events and read an objective account of them.

[mr_mildmannered]

Are you trying to imply that you want to bribe me not to record the actions of yourself and this Max guy?

I'm sorry, I'm sure the offer was a joke, but my journalistic integrity can't be bought nor sold, Sam.

[ohmotherlystar]

Ah, an archivist. That is one occupation I am thrilled to see filled, I must say.

Mr. Kent, my name is Rosalina, and I am the mother of the Lumas and the school's Master Librarian. If you wish for a tour through the library, I would gladly show it to you.

[mr_mildmannered]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Rosalina. And please, call me Clark.

I'd love to see it, most definitely. It was one of the things that sold me on the job right away - the idea that I could read the great works from great thinkers and writers from almost limiteless places and times? How exciting!

[ohmotherlystar]

I shall then, my apologies.

It is very thrilling, and it is just as much so to handle the job of keeping these books intact. When would you enjoy a tour?

[mr_mildmannered]

Think nothing of it.

And as much as I'd like to say right away, I believe a few days to get settled in and acclimatized to the castle and it's surrou8ndings might be best. But please, I don't wish to interrupt your schedule so let me know when you're free, and we can work around that.

Bal's not back yet so..

[puyopuyoflame]

... Hi.

Re: Bal's not back yet so..

[mr_mildmannered]

Forgive my noticing, Miss, but you seem less than thrilled to see me?

[splashblue067]

I'm afraid things are a little quiet right now. You just missed some excitement not too long ago.

My full title is DRN 067 Splash Woman, but that's a mouthful so call me what you wish.

[mr_mildmannered]

I had heard as much from the Headmaster. I recently dealt with reporting on an Alien invasion of sorts in my own world (I say 'Of sorts' because it was an elaborate hoax, though an extremely convincing one.) and that's one of the reasons I was picked to take up the position here.

You can feel free to call me Clark. I'd sooner call you whatever You wish, however!

[splashblue067]

I think we would have preferred if ours was a hoax, too.

In that case, you can call me Splash.

[mr_mildmannered]

I'm sure! Well, it sounds like you all did a fantastic job in any case.

And Splash it is.

[cleavagenyan]

Hi, Mr. Kent! I'm Felicia!

The cafeteria is just out in the west wing, main floor. Follow the smell of chicken!

[mr_mildmannered]

Nice to meet you, miss Felicia! Please, call me Clark.

And thank you for the advice, also. I'm sure I'll be eating there in no time. I hear from the headmaster that the food here is amazing.