Say hello to Magic-Stick. It renders fitness equipment obsolete and doubles for breaking limbs

[mr_mitts]

Every time I get bored, the Jews go and do something awesome. BRB replaying Call of Duty 4. Of course, no matter how many hopped-up terrorists they shoot, they'll never match the ballsy 'up yours, m'lud' of this chappie. I can only imagine how defence counsel slapped forehead to bench after that little faux pas.

Oh yeah:

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Shanghaied in Shanghai (you saw it coming; Hong Xiuquan didn't)

[amalekite]

In regards to matters World War 2, I'm still waiting to watch that film about the world's nicest Nazi myself. I'll be interested to see how much it gels with what little I've read on the topic.

As for the other matter, I think this country deserves a better class of serial killer.

BUT HONG XIUQUAN NEVER MADE IT TO SHANGHAI

[mr_mitts]

As a new expert on the topic, with OVER £9000 spent on researching the subject, I can safely say it will be as realistic as CHURCHILL: THE HOLLYWOOD YEARS. And probably funnier.

Also: we all thought you were dead.

(We have superb classes of serial killer; merely average spree killers)

Ever Victorious Army Is Ever Victorious

[amalekite]

Also: we all thought you were dead.

I quit LJ for about a year and then came back a month ago.

Since then I have made some entries here and there detailing the recent events and shit.

Over the last couple of weeks, I've been going over peoples' journals masturbating furiously catching up with all the stuff I missed since I only looked on and off over the past three years. This is the first time I've replied to one of your entries since that post you made about The Mist film back in November of 2007.

In reading over all your gibberish, the only conclusion I could draw was that I should've got drunk with you more often whilst in Norwich.

[david_deacon]

I thought you didn't like "The Jews," Mitts. One would think you'd be on Hamas' side, wanting to drive "The Jews" out of Palestine, and all.

[dracko]

he hates the a-rabs more

at least jewish women are fuckable 8)