Comments | mr_morrissey: The Sh1t Awards

mr_morrissey

The Sh1t Awards

Feb 11, 2005 08:37

Brits? Pah, who needs them? I didn't want one of your odious awards anyway! To be quite honest, I cannot value or appreciate the opinion of people who think that some unwashed 'chav' (a new word I have learnt!) who can't sing and whose lyrics are trite is somehow more worthy of the accolade of "Best Chap" in the place of me - suave, sexy (even when ( Read more... )

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helvissa February 11 2005, 00:58:50 UTC

You win the following Helvissa awards, mate:

Best Hair
Sexiest Pretend Priest
Most Stylish Posing With A Mug of Tea in Blackpool
Best Faux Gangster Look
Best Nude Chest

mr_morrissey February 11 2005, 00:59:31 UTC

Thank you, but please don't call me 'mate'.

helvissa February 11 2005, 01:22:51 UTC

Soz, Moz... :(

mr_morrissey February 11 2005, 01:59:07 UTC

That's even worse!

dysphasia February 11 2005, 01:39:29 UTC

Someone called you a chav on the morrissey_daily community! :O

mr_morrissey February 11 2005, 01:58:57 UTC

Who? I must find out, and arm myself with my spanking implements.

dysphasia February 11 2005, 02:00:55 UTC

In that case, it was me!

mr_morrissey February 11 2005, 04:37:51 UTC

Assume the position.

easilyled February 11 2005, 05:13:14 UTC

Glad to hear you're not taking those Brit Awards to heart, lover.
Believe me the rest of the world does not give them a thought...although as a Canadian I suppose I shouldn't talk!

mr_morrissey February 23 2005, 11:27:04 UTC

Canadian? Aren't they the offspring of some Scots deported for being overly brash and condemned to live somewhere very cold?

easilyled February 23 2005, 11:32:59 UTC

Ah, we are only as cold and unknown as the recesses of your heart, my dear!

angels_petal February 11 2005, 05:55:59 UTC

you're weird
thought you liked robbie williams!! :/ well that's what you said before.

I like Angels it's a beautiful song and it always makes me tearful (no NOT because my ears were bleeding)

yes it is a shame you didn't win any awards,but if you want that then you need to be mainstream i'm afraid..

and you're unique,so take pride in that (as i'm sure you will)

I need to do some shopping for a masked valentines ball tomoz.
Do you feel like being my valentine tomorrow? as my loverly wife can't make it :( I need someone on my side that's equally beautiful and cool (not to mention stylish)

xxx

easilyled February 11 2005, 08:11:08 UTC

Back off, you! Mr. Morrissey is MY Valentine!!!!11

*bares claws*

Mr. Morrissey, you have to choose before this becomes ugly!

angels_petal February 11 2005, 08:41:14 UTC

i only need him saturday..you can have him on the Actual day (if he wants to.)
can't arrive on a ball without a good escort

easilyled February 11 2005, 08:51:08 UTC

well, okay...we can share!

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angels_petal February 14 2005, 12:49:03 UTC

well thnx a bunch SP :s

at least when i got at the ball i won best mask prize,i didn't expect any different.
but becoz i was Without an escort ppl swarmed around me.

*sigh*

mr_morrissey February 23 2005, 11:26:03 UTC

I *ahem* had my own plans that evening. I apologise from the heart of my bottom.

Do you forgive me?

angels_petal March 5 2005, 07:55:11 UTC

of course you did ;)

and yeh i forgive you just dont let it happen again