SF Saturday - Just like a French kiss

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Disclaimer: The characters in this piece of fiction are not my property or creation, they are the property of the BBC and the creation of that sweet Russel T. Davies fellow.
Introduction

Because of dull, everyday thing getting in the way we didn't manage to post a story for last SF-saturday. We don't write smut, but to make up missing a date

Comments

[coloredxcrayons]

Pahahaha!
Delicious horny sluuugs.
You always have such crazy ideas

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

If you think that's crazy, just wait until next week. We'll have Ianto tied up and gagged lying in the back of a van. No wait, that's just my dark fantasy... We'll do something else next week :-D
-P-

[christine_twfan]

ROFL!! Love it!

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

ROFSLS?
*Rolling over the floor slithering like a Slug*
Glad we managed to amuse you.

-P-

[misswinterhill]

Oh no... slugs. (I hate slugs).

Hilarious.

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

I read somewhere that snails are an aphrodisiac when eaten... seems only fitting that slugs are a right of-put when watched :-D
-P-

[angelnimp]

EWWWW!!!! Slug-sex! But SO perfectly Owen!

Brilliantly funny :)

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Yes Owen is a very slick guy.
I can see him enjoying this very much.

-S-

[nightporters]

Slug!sex?!?! You gave my boys slug!sex?? Is Owen out to stop the world procreating?

And you owe me a new keyboard *mops up tea futilely*

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Well... since this is the second time we made you spill you drink over one of our fics and it's the fourth in total that we know of, we'll change the warning for the next story into "Don't consume beverages whilst reading our stuff".
All I can say is, be glad you weren't eating at the time :-)
-P-

We feel that Owen is the generous type of person.
If he can't have sex he'll put in his best effort to ensure that nobody else will either.
-S-