Mr. Monk and the Mysterious Woman

[mr_panophobic]

Natalie! Natalie, pick up! Natalie, please! I just spent the last hour cleaning this thing. Natalie, I need help! I've been kidnapped. I don't know how but I woke up in this strange place and-and-and there's strange people here acting like I'm from here a-a-a-and--

[There's a brief silence, followed by the sounds of someone sounding like they're

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please tel me all your journals will be titled like episodes.

[vitative]

[curiosity?]

...?

You are in Mayfield. It would be advisable to calm down, before you do yourself physical harm. Your breathing does not seem natural.

Why not?

[mr_panophobic]

Operator? Yes, operator! My name is Adrian Monk. You need to connect me to the San Francisco Police Department. Ask for Captain Stottlemeyer. There's been a kidnapping!

--tell even.

[vitative]

Operator...? I fear that there has been a misunderstanding, sir. I am not a operator.

:^P

[mr_panophobic]

Then who is this?! Did I dial the wrong number?!

[nottoodumb]

Hey, maybe you should calm down before ya pass out or somethin'.

[mr_panophobic]

Why won't this go through? Natalie! Natalie are you there? Get the Captain! I've been kidnapped!

[nottoodumb]

Look, this Natalie, she ain't here. And I'm pretty sure this Captain ain't here either.

As for being kidnapped...I think we're in the same boat.

[mr_panophobic]

Who brought us here? How do we get out? I can't--I can't--I can't stay here with that--that--she's not my wife!

[kaitopants]

... er, are you okay?

[mr_panophobic]

Why won't this go through?! I've dialed her number a dozen times. Who are you? Are you Julie's boyfriend? Is her mother there?

[kaitopants]

. . .

'M Kaito Kuroba.

[mr_panophobic]

Nice to meet you Ki-do. I'm Adrian Monk, I'm Natalie's boss. Where is she?!

[kol_shevik]

Russia has this problem too.

[mr_panophobic]

I did not order a-a-a-a wife!

[1/2]

[kol_shevik]

Natalia is always at the windows! The doors! Always wanting to be marriedmarriedmarried--

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

I know where you can order wife!

[grey_of_heart]

Sit down and take a deep breath. You're going to pass out or throw up or sommat if you keep on like that.

[Concerned Gabriel is concerned.]

[mr_panophobic]

Who is this?! Are you the operator? I need you to get a holdof the San Francisco Police Department! Ask for Captain Stottlemeyer. Tell him Detective Monk has been kidnapped!

[grey_of_heart]

If only I could get hold of those people for you. Sorry, you're stuck in Hell... or a reasonable facsimile.

[mr_panophobic]

Oh God. How did they even get me here?! Did they pump my apartment with sedatives? Or put something in my food when I wasn't looking? Did none of the neighbors notice me getting hauled out of the house?!