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Studying for finals allows you to find the strangest things
Studying for finals allows you to find the strangest things. Have you ever witnessed slugs having sexual intercourse? If not, I highly recommend watching this video:
While it is indeed disgusting, the whole thing manages to be mesmerizing in its beauty. It really does engross you in its... uhh, grossness. I think I'm going to vomit now. -
possibly the pinnacle of pointless post posting
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Hello, I'm Terrence.
Hello, I'm Terrence. This is my first post in a couple of years. I think. Unfortunately, the long journal-writing hiatus I took means that people stopped caring about my livejournal (am I being presumptuous assuming that people cared in the first place?). Anyway, I guess I figured I would write more in my livejournal so I could look back on my ( Read more... ) -
holiday resolutions that I may hold on to
I have decided to brush my teeth with my left hand from now on, I heard it makes you ambidextrous after a few weeks. Also, in an effort to heighten my senses, I am now closing my eyes through the duration of my showers--it's frightening. I may slip and cause harm to myself, or maybe just touch something really nasty on the shower walls and floor. I ( Read more... ) -
life is a really long movie.
Dear Livejournal and various multitudes of readers ( Read more... ) -
college kicks ass (mine) and my first entry in a long time
i decided that surprises are overrated. and since i can't find my battery charger and my phone is dead, i decided to tell you all this way. i am coming home....
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the previous entry was a friends only entryyyyyyyyy fuckakkakakakkakaa/aaa,.dg -
just thinking
when i miss home, i eat a banana. you too can eat a banana, or a hot pocket. but if you're trying to be skinny or something, don't eat for a really long time, and then when you're about to die, eat a lean pocket. it's good ( Read more... ) -
i might just get into this
weird going back to livejournal. but i guess its okay to have a diary that everyone can read ( Read more... ) -
sister mary margaret--- my best friend
happy birthday, em. haha, sorry for not saying anything good in my speech. i'm still disappointed that i made you laugh instead of cry. damnit. thanks for being that hella big sponge in my life. well anyway, YOU'RE A-TEEN! now... commence Operation:Buy Porn. actually... abort mission... wait till i'm 8een.
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