it seems like funny shit doesnt happen to me as often as it used to, thus the lack of "new post hotness". not today!! today i tattooed this kid that smelled like total dog shit. thats not the funny part, that was just gross. the funny part was his dad, who was wearing an EXACT FUCKING REPLICA of the infamous "David Puddy 8-ball Jacket". you got a ( Read more... )

-not much has been going on. i've been doing some tattoos. some of them cool. most of them not. i got my license in the mail and Nathan used his new hotness mat cutter to make me a cool frame. thanksdood!!! i sold one of my guitars the other day, and traded away another one. that brings my total collection down to 8, and i still want to get it down ( Read more... )

since i passed my board exams (finally), and am now a state licensed tattoo artist, i am celebrating. I invite you all to have a party.....make pizza. i hope somebody makes a Bigfoot.


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For those of you who care, i go to the state board to take my licensing tests tomorrow. Wish me luck, or jinx me if you are an asshole. Nathan has kindly agreed to be my "live model" for my practical test, the "mock tattoo". this is clearly an awesome thing to do, and he will be paid in Bennigans. or my new currency, Sun Chips.

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ok, so these are gay. so i had to do one. i tried to make the most retarded face ever in hopes of breaking it. the appearence of Forest Whitaker is a clear sign of success!!! die.


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i went to the mall (ugh) today to pick up Unearth's new record. it came out last tuesday. it was on sale. it was $16.99. sixteen fucking dollars??? sixteen fucking dollars and 99% of a whole other fucking dollar???? fuck you F.Y.E.. i bet F.Y.E. stands for Fuck Your Eye. because the second you walk in the door, it rips out your eye and inserts its ( Read more... )

look at this! its been like, all these days since i wrote something in here. i have been busy. im doing like, all these tattoos and stuff. its good, because now i dont have to sell all my wordly possesions to have rent money to pay Abe Lincoln. fuck him anyway, sandwich eating motherfucker. whats that Abe, i owe you 5 dollars?? you go eat a dick, ( Read more... )

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im trying to get with Nathan and do some sort of nied/sung revival thing, but he is a butthole. he did tell me to draw Picard though, so here he is. make it so.


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