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next chance any gets, check out the antenna on my car, it's bent to hell. why? because some road debris decided to fly at me like a suicide bomber. i swear, if i reacted half a second later than i did, i'd probably be in a hospital right now. because that thing would've went through my windshield, possibly through me. after experiencing some ( Read more... )

check this out

apparently Paris Hilton's sidekick was stolen, and someone mirrored the site with all her contact info. that link above is it.

just thought i'd share.

...hey Mario, Lindsay Lohan's number is in there...

UPDATE: someone has already prank called a few of them. they're .ogg files, so winamp should play them.

Friday...the 18th...my house...?
call me.
786.556.2326.

( i've got way too much time on my hands )

Happy VD everyone. all that good stuff ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 94.9 ZETA?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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this is just fucking awesome.
the last line is like a punchline.

( uncovered rennaisance art )