Fuck yesterday. Fuck it right in the ass. Wiping my ass with that paper towel ended up giving me a hemorrhoid
 which is now infected poo particles. I can't walk or sit. I think I need to go to the hospital.

Today was a good day. Not because I successfully crab-walked from my bathroom to the kitchen to wipe my ass with paper towel, but because I found meaning within the excrement of what was left on the abrasive tissue . Like some sort of 'out of this world' poop-blood Rorschach Test. I have a feeling that good things will arrive in the near future.
 

so i called the dnr offices of brighton. come to find out it is in fact completely legal to kill a deer with a sword. an archery license covers all primative weapons including knives, spears and axes.

love you baby

You Will Die at Age 76

76

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

im a big smelly butt :P~~~

see ya later pope


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this is the livjournal entry that will have more than 500 comments you fuckers. i will think of my clause while this is being completed.

completed life goals;

......, teach mc chris the meare, sing fette's vette with mc, ...........


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