Goddamn fuck those cocksuckin' motherfuckin' shitbags at the Price Is Right ( Read more... )

It's less than one month until good ol' Bob's birthday! I expect presents from all of you... and nothing shitty or cheap either ( Read more... )

Dear goddamn cocksuckin' CBS ( Read more... )

God damnit, Rod ( Read more... )

Goddamn CBS assholes. Making me cancel my 9:10 tee time so we can have a "chat" about my "behavior" lately. Friggin' jerk-offs. It seems that goddamn black announcer doesn't like being called "that goddamn black announcer." Doesn't he know how important I am? Does he think I actually have time to learn his name? So instead of settling this like men ( Read more... )

I must say that even at the ripe old age of 83, I've still got it. I could tell by the way that young lady kissed ol' Bob's cheek. I know deep inside she knew the price of those calcium tablets, but she was just so enamored by the Barker Charm that she just couldn't concentrate. What other reason would she have for blowing her chance to win $10,000 ( Read more... )

Today while sitting in my dressing room waiting to go on, I couldn't help but wonder why the hell I'm still doing this after all these years. I've got more money than any one man could ever spend. I'm THE most famous game show host of all time. I've got my beauties, my mansions, my dashing good lucks ( Read more... )