The luckiest man alive, and it's all thanks to you.

Some day we will be great.

Right now, we are amazing.

His compatriots recessing ( Read more... )

I'll be teaching logic and critical thinking twice a week.
"What are your credentials?"
I know something about it.

I didn't watch a tranny put his nuts in some dude's nuts
I didn't eat a bunch of boxes of chocolate doughnuts
I didn't eat a double fudge pudding pudding fudge cup
I didn't watch a tranny put his nuts in some dude's nuts

I od'd.

(Also, you didn't have to lie about your relationship. I knew, and you were making me out to be a fool by thinking I didn't, while everyone did. Come on now. I deserve better than that.)

One worth everything, to whom I gave nothing.
One to which I gave everything, but was worth not a thing.

You live, learn, love, cry, die, live.

I had a party, and after I invited my friends dillan and someone I don't remember somewhere to hang. She shows up and is like "Hey, can I come too?" So I say... "Oh... Uhm, okay, well, I guess." Somehow we end up going to her house. We watch cartoons and talk and all this business, whatever. Then she gets almost naked, and snuggles up real close ( Read more... )

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Fort Collins is on fire.

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