Ever get a tube shoved up your urethra?

[mrbuddha]

If you anwered yes to this question I feel for you because I just did. At approximately 2:45pm this afternoon Dr. Smith shoved it right up through my urethra into my bladder. It was almost bearable until it passed through my prostate.

Comments

[__sunshine__]

Dude! That's the same guy who stuck his hand up my ass!

[rachiestar]

I'm wondering if invasion is quantifiable regardless of parts. As in, would a routine gynecological exam be n, whereas this is n+1?

[mrbuddha]

I was talking to emmibuscemi about that. I'm not sure. How much pain is involved in going to the 'ginacologist? 'Cause this hurt pretty bad even with that numbing gel stuff.

[emmibuscemi]

I was talking about the humiliation, not the pain. But, if you will allow me, I would venture that the pain and humilation you felt this one time would maybe approximate a woman's entire life of yearly gynecologist exams. Assuming, of course, that they go every year. Which I wouldn't if I didn't need the b.c.

[rachiestar]

That sounds about right.

[gland_boy]

i positively have had that experience before

[__sunshine__]

Okay, question: what makes the seminal vesicles seminal? Were they just vesicles before it was cool?

[gardeniamoon]

They have something to do with semen. Seminal meaning "Of, relating to, containing, or conveying semen or seed." (dictionary.com) But vesicle means "of or relating to a bladder (especially the urinary bladder)." Which leads to two questions:
1) Why does your bladder produce its own semen?
2) What other kind of bladder is there beside the urinary kind?

[rachiestar]

I'm in revolt against the word "seminal" in non-semen contexts.

[emmibuscemi]

Semen comes from the testis and is stored in the vas deferens, but the juice stuff comes from the seminal vesicles, the prostate, and the Cowper's glands.

[emmibuscemi]

And damn, but you've had a bad fucking day.