__sunshine__: Going into an Italian restaurant and angrily demanding "muhkerreny and cheese."
chully: Stocking the shelves in the beer aisle with bottles of piss.
__sunshine__: Showing up to a stranger's wedding and trying to marry the bride before anyone realizes what's happening; then staying married to her until one of you dies.
chully: Recreating the state government around the ( Read more... )

I shit my pants in a public place
I shit my pants in a pub. lic. place
I shit my pants in a public place
I shit my pants in a puh-huh-blic plaaaaaaaace

There is a certain type of person who, upon arriving at another's birthday party, can be heard to remark, "say, now, that's a really nice looking cake," and then summarily drops his pants and sticks his dick in it. These are the kind of men who run the world ( Read more... )

Madness and enlightenment chase each other's tails.

You could, if you so desired, turn away from your possessions and never give them a second thought. Just walk out of your house and into a whole moment that you accept without qualm or judgment. No more future. No more past.

Just one

big,

l o n g

nOw.But don't look back, Orpheus. Don't ( Read more... )

Repent? What for? And to whom ( Read more... )

Six men above deck, 14 beneath. 10 ton south seas frigate. Mission: flense supple mosses from the rockface that slumbers amid deeper trenches. Finesse required. One must be dedicated to truly understand the circumstances of the day. It's all multiplying and communicable. Sick, sick, sick, better. Pull your man up before the lampreys get him ( Read more... )

__sunshine__: Our scouts report that 60 or 70 trolls are coming fast up the Western pass. What are your orders, my liege?

MrBuddha: Ready the trebuchet and barricade the West gate. Get the archers to their stations and see if that wretched old man's "magic" is actually worth half as much as he claims!

Dolphinops: Stand to receive a charge and keep wide of bridges.

Chully: Drown ( Read more... )

What is this, some kind of authoritarian Christmas party? You people make me sick. Put a shirt on, for christ's sake.

There is only this moment. It is pointless ( Read more... )

Shinji (voice ( Read more... )