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[mrbuddha]

Today at noon, for $85, I dressed up in a

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[__sunshine__]

What were the contents of your missive?

[mrbuddha]

The woman who hired me gave me a list of information about the guy I was delivering to from his sister(who set the whole thing up), and I wrote a song to the tune of "Miss Susie Had A Steamboat" complete with the last word of a stanza as the first word of the next.

Paul’s smile lights up a room
He keeps us on our toes
He wants to be Italian
But has a Roman NOSE

Lots of art history and
Obscure and unknown bands
With his beard and cap
Looks like an Irish fisherMAN

Do remember boiling
Water on the stove?
Had to get a new one
But your family still LOVES

You very much
Best brother in the world
You know we’re so proud of you
Good job finding a GIRL

Who thinks the world of you
And puts up with your shit
Like flying ‘cross the country
Just so you can SIT

Right on your ass
And play video games
You know that I’d go on but I don’t
Want to call you NAMES

Of all the people
That set this up for you
Are Sean, Michaela, Amy, Nick,
Skylar, Darren, and Sharon, TOO

Is 1 + 1
30’s 6 x 5
So happy cluckin’ birthday
Be glad you’re still alive!

[__sunshine__]

Nice. Did she just walk up to you while you were street singing, or did you know her from somewhere?

[mrbuddha]

She saw me street singing awhile back and got my number. She also happens to know my mom.

[tunemybanjo]

amazing.

[rachiestar]

YES!!!

[__magimus__]

There's a dude at my school that set up his own singing telegram company. Apparently it's very lucrative. And now he has a lot of badass costumes too.

That's excellent, I enjoyed the song, too.