Ten years of training in a Dojo to get a blackbelt: $18,567
Ninja outfit: $79.95
Breaking Jesus' huevos in a death match: PRICELESS


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So, Mike and I have a new game. We translate personals. This one's especially loaded with innuendo, at least to our sick and twisted minds. I guess I should dedicate this one to Tigger. Yes, I am a sick puppy, and feel free to post it in SickFetish ( Read more... )

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Anyone else notice that Comfort Zone was busted this weekend? $30k in drugs and $35k in cash were seized with 150 arrested, and 33 charged with 65 trafficking and conspiracy to traffick charges.


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Everton's got the 2 goals it needed while shutting out Fiorentina. In UEFA play, each match is played over 2 games, in each team's home stadium. The winner is decided based on total goals for and against, and home goals are worth less than away goals, over the course of the 2 games. In this second game, in Merseyside, the game has just ended ( Read more... )

A dainty, beautiful, member of the faerie-folk *plop* once asked me why nobody had ever done a remix of Hotel California, as it seemed to lend itself so well to a 4/4 kick beat. I replied that I didn't know, but would directly begin a long, treacherous and gruesome quest to either find or make one for her to try and win her heart, by hook or by ( Read more... )

Everton v Fiorentina UEFA Cup 07-08 at 3:30 today - I'm considering adopting Everton as my team, but we'll see. They lost the last match against Fiorentina 2 nil and can't afford to give up any goals in this one ( Read more... )

So, I've developed a bit of a secret habit, which I'm afraid and ashamed to admit here and among my more intellectual peers. Caesar once said (long before opiates, TV and shopping) that to keep the masses happy one only had to give bread and blood. I've always had a bit of a reticence to the working class tribalism epitomized in sports. On the ( Read more... )

What do you mean, somebody's been updating www.cyborganization.org?

"Why the demand for so many kitchen gadgets?" Chen said. "I can understand having a good wok, a rice cooker, a tea kettle, a hot plate, some utensils, good china, a teapot with a strainer, and maybe a thermos. But all these extra things-where do the Americans put them? How many times will you use a taco-shell holder? 'Oh, I really need this ( Read more... )