SO this banana is just sitting there, its big and yellow, no gross brown marks or green marks
and you say to the banana (assuming youre crazy and you talk to fruit) wow banana, youre a great banana
THEN what do you do?
oh, did i mention, you were eating an apple before, but you finished the apple, so now youre kinda hungry
um, you eat the banana?
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Ronald Reagan is president of the US

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