I like for my butt to be shiny!!!!

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I'm awesome, festive, and demand pie from you because you love me and I act so charming.

So, have you seen the Train station video where everyone freezes? Well, Improve everywhere has their annual No Pants Day January 10th, in New York, and Cities all over the world are encouraged to participate!!! We Have one right here in the twin Cities!!! Whose with me ( Read more... )

I am looking for Antique Skeleton Keys, Lyndale Antiques has some, but they are pretty pricey... I am looking for the kinda place that has a big box or drawer full of them - that they sell for like 2 or 3 bucks apiece, or if anyone out there lives in an old house that came with a bunch that they don't need... I will reimburse you for them!!

xoxo

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Today we are here to celebrate and to honor and to commemorate the dead and the living, the young men who in every war since this country began have given testimony to their loyalty to their country and their own great courage.

I do not believe that any nation in the history of the world has buried its soldiers farther from its native soil than we ( Read more... )

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Sometimes nothin' is a real cool hand.