"And there's a French guy beating off on a ghost"--Patton Oswalt

[mrfellow]

So, one of the worst things you can do in your blog is talk about dreams. There are a few reasons for this, the first and foremost of which is that dreams are individually tailored for the user. So while you can describe being fondled by a cartoon octopus, you’ll never be able to do it to the extent that someone else will understand how you felt

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[heliumgirl]

i totally used to have the lights not working dreams!

I had a long strong attached to the light pully thing on my ceiling fan, and I'd dream that I'd wake up and go to pull it but it wouldn't pull.

Then it happened in real life. Freaked me right out. The dreams stopped then, though.

[maxwellgrant]

Thank you for posting about this. I thought you were going to say about not talking dreams that (in general conversation) "this is what I dreamed last night" can be the most egotistical boring thing someone can do to the conversation - but that's not always the case and certainly wasn't the case here

Thank you, subconscious mindfuck.

[lemalefice]

Yep. That's funny. I generally act out my need to control in real life. So do you. Funny that you should dream about it so much as well. Do you think it's just your mind's way of reminding you that no matter what, you can't control far to many things? Even your subconscious is a control freak? Or that you should stop trying? In my nightmares, life is really fucked up and things are really fucked up and someones going to die, or worse, but the exact reason is something highly illogical but highly fucked up. And no, there's no way to explain it. I love nightmares. So much.