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[mrfucker]

Does anyone know, if you eat pussy does it have calories??These bitch tits have GOTTA go. So, can I still go on fantasizing about going down on Missy Elliot or will it result in cottage cheeze thighs? I'm worried about mah health

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[plumlicorice]

a very interesting question! far as i know, pussy doesn't have calories... you're not literally EATING anything. you should consult the people on the proana commune.

[mrfucker]

Fuck those pro-ana people!! I don't wanna hear about how much of a fat ass I am when they see my icon! I HAVE to be fat and eat lots of pie so I don't get kidnapped! Don't you know? Fat people are hard to kidnap! But they would never understand that, because they're nasty lil peoples whose pussies probably taste like chalk or sawdust or something.

[queensnags]

Mr. Fucker, I'll look for a gnome for you! What do you like in a woman, you rascal, you?!

[mrfucker]

You will?! WOO! Well lessee. I like my women chunky like my peanut butter, and beards are a-ok. She would preferably a smoker, but as long as she ain't a narc it's all good with me.

[queensnags]

Hmmm, que sexy...I'll hunt one down for ye...

Would you ever consider dating a full-grown woman, I know a few with beards...

[mrfucker]

Mmmmmyep! Full grown wimmens are fine too, as long as they don't mind my, ahem, height.

[thegeisha]

Now, now, Mr. Fucker.. We know you're the king pimp of the garden gnome world! Hell, just last night I was searching the internet eligible garden gnome bachlorettes for ya and I found this on some random garden gnome internet porn site. Way to go sexy man! We always knew you were the stud!

http://www.frogmoreantiques.com/images/gnomes/3-5inch/gnomes-kissing_web.jpg

PS: The action of going down on Missy Elliot would probably burn off any calories that you would take in by the actual act of eating the pussy!

[mrfucker]

WOO! Ah yes, I remember those fine-ass lasses but it's been a loOOooooOOng time since I poked them!

[thegeisha]

Goodness Mr. Fucker... You're a busy gnome aren't ya? Gotta love a man with experiance below the belt...

http://www.kruppsdecor.com/krupps/assets/product_images/jp715.jpg

http://cartalk.cars.com/Info/Testdrive/Reviews/Images/gnomes.jpg

[mrfucker]

the blond one... that's LUCY!!!! Goddamn it was so sad......... Lucy got struck by lightning. I always said it should have been that tacky-ass blue gazing ball that got set on fire and exploded in six different directions only to get run over on the highway in front of the yard where we dwelled but no! They took MY LUCY! That's when I lost my faith in God. GOD IS DEAD! GOD IS DDEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!