HEY! What does they mean, no beards? I'ma proud of mah beard!

I Am A: Lawful Evil GnomeMage Bard

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
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HEY BIZNATCHES! I'ma feelin' so damn festive that I went round doin something called LJ Christmas Carolling. Basically I'm leavin' random Christmas song lyrics in people's journals. WOO ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK!! These sonsofbitches don't know jack sheeit!


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HEY BIZNATCHES! yer lord and master MR. FUCKER has decided to be an alternative model! soon i will work with all kindsa internet-famous photographers and you will all wish you had licked mah ass before i got so far outta yer league ( Read more... )

WOO! Last night I had a dream about two bisexual female garden gnomes! I better clean up the strumpethead's dresser for her before she notices.........

Well fuck me! Mah website isn't working. Now how am I supposed to respond to those in need who want my advice?! HEY STRUMPETHEAD! RECTIFY THIS SITUATION!
Know what annoys me? People who say "measure" funny. They say it all stupid like maeeeesur. Damn that's aggravating ( Read more... )

Gaddamn! Am I the ONLY person who remembers The Sifil and Olly Show?! It made my lice crawl in delight it did! I miss watchin' them two socks converse!

Does anyone know, if you eat pussy does it have calories??These bitch tits have GOTTA go. So, can I still go on fantasizing about going down on Missy Elliot or will it result in cottage cheeze thighs? I'm worried about mah health ( Read more... )