i don't want anyone to think that i didn't like Catherine McPhee or anything, but that half-talent, Elvis-butchering bimbo did not deserve to be American Idol.
man, i wanted so badly to believe that it couldn't be . . . well, monkey, congratulations. you deserve all the love in the world, i just wish i could have given it to you.
ligers!! that's not a goddamn word!! there's no such thing!! i mean, come on, are ligers more stripier than lions, and less stripier than tigers? what the fuck?!?!?!?