Hey everybody. Your friendly neighborhood dissociative here. Taking over at 5:05 AM. I am so fucked up right bow. How are you feeling today? Very fucked up. Bad ideas. Very bad ideas. What exactly coarses through my head I won't know. It's fucking ridiculous. I know. I stayed up all night, for the most part. I don't plan on sleeping ( Read more... )

So... where to begin ( Read more... )

Hey everyone.  Sorry (not really?) for the extreme lack of update.  I've been busy (not really?).

So to begin I'd like to start off with this one thought: Falconi could have easily ended the entire threat of Batman had he simply shot Bruce Wayne when he was younger.  The opportunity walked right through his front door.  Had he simply taken the ( Read more... )

So, I'm sitting here, 10:44 on August the 16th, and I'm thinking of what songs to put on a mix cd I want to make.  And I'm also thinking of something to write about.  Or maybe it isn't the fact that I have a lack of things to write about, I just haven't written on them in a while.  I regret not writing more over the summer, but, well, fuck, no, I ( Read more... )

However, if my erection persists for more than 4 hours, I don't think I'll be calling my doctor about it...

Hello everyone.  I don't feel like writing tonight.  Well, not that much anyway.  Maybe I'll write about Dave Matthews, which, by the way, was a lot of fun.  It began with having no ticket and two joints taped between my ass...

And it began ( Read more... )

Was it a cat I saw?

Yes, Wikipedia, it was a cat that Michael saw today.  Or rather, kittens.  Cute, nimbly, cuddly little kittens.

Monday.  Bloody Monday.

I think everyone hates Mondays.  But, when you think about it, Monday isn't such a bad day.  It has the bad reputation that was unfairly placed upon it years ago by the barbers of the 1920's.  Back ( Read more... )

So, everyone, hi, how's life?  That's great, rhetorically, but, well, I can't say that I care, because, to tell you the truth, I probably don't, but, well, anyway, it's more of a pleasantry.  (Shut up, Voldemort)

Anyway, life's been going pretty slowly.  School ended.  And, quite honestly, let me be the first to tell you, I could not have been ( Read more... )

Okay, so, anyway, I was watching Batman Begins, and I've gotta say... Batman... is the most badassest superhero in existence.  He fights the most depraved, wickedest, craziest, and most dangerous villians, and he comes out looking slightly better than a beat up Bently.  Seriously, he A) has a batarang, B) a kick-ass Batmobile, C) Alfred, D) crazy ( Read more... )

The following is a brief synopsis of the Rittenhouse Square discussion John and I had on April the 13th.

After visiting the most intesnse cafe ever, which just so happened to be the ING Cafe, John and I headed to Rittenhouse Square. And yes, ING, the company with the Orange High Yield Savings Account, has a kickass cafe. The coffee was actually ( Read more... )

Okay, so, been a while since I updated the old livejournal. Sorry for the delay, but I think the fan club will appreciate it. To start off with, I think I'll go back to Easter Break.

Enter Easter Break, '06. Wednesday: Marlton Diner. Order: Pancakes, and a Black and White Milkshake. The milkshake was delicious, rivaled only by Milkboy Coffee ( Read more... )