Where have I been? I know I say I'm back, but chances are after two or three updates... I will stop.

R.I.P. Mitch Hedburg :(

I've got my Modest Mouse ticket. Who wants to go with me?

I am the greatest laserquester to ever live.

I hate how all of the sudden I'm meeting all of these people who say "Napolian Dynomite isn't funny". I know they all think that they are above that humor and shit, but the real reason they don't like it is because they want to be original and cool. But the real truth is, it is funny, and if you didn't think it was funny you're too stupid to ( Read more... )

Ever since Freshman year I've been annoyed with those couples that meet in-between classes to tell each other how much they love one another and how they are going to miss each other during class (even though they spend all of class writing each other notes, and texting hearts back and forth)as if it's not enough that they spend every minute ( Read more... )

I got a 4.0 this semester/am officially the smartest man alive.

Fuck these goth/black dressing/anti social/mall groupie/devil worshiping/ faggets.  We all know and hate these kids, you know the ones that wear the dog collars and the black t-shirts with glowing neon green writing that says "the voices in my head made me do it" or "it's only funny till someone gets hurt... then it's hillarious".  Well today I ( Read more... )

So as many of you may have noticed the stop sign inbetween Bashas and Walgreens on 67th ave and Hillcrest says "Stop Bush".  Well this kind of shit pisses me off because George Bush isn't what is wrong with America.  What's wrong with America is the vandal cunts that go around with spray paint graffetting their opinion on public property.  The only ( Read more... )

My Favorite Christmas preasent this year was:


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