The rolling stones scare me.

I'm sixty: I can't get no, satisfaction.

I say to my sister: I think.

She replys: You think?

I say: Well just enough to exist.

She says: Huh?

I say: Well you know, I think therefore I am.

I get a free six inch sub each day at subway. My dad asked me if I worked there for fifteen years if I could get a full nuclear sub. I told him that we weren't afforded the nuclear option.

I'm going to start an autobiography but I'm not sure who I trust enough to read it. It'll be uncensored but not a mud slinging event against people in my past, present, or future(as if I would know any of them. Give me some time and interest and I'll let you guys know the link.

I recently came across this and it reminded me of the intelligant design debate. Well if they get to be represented and taught in schools than I think this should too ( Read more... )

When I look through my yearbook now I wonder what people will be saying ( Read more... )

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1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Matthew Riddell.
2. Matthew Riddell was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
3. The opposite sides of Matthew Riddell always add up to seven.
4. It is bad luck to walk under Matthew Riddell!
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I dreampt last night as always yet this morning I woke with tears in my eyes. What had happened in my dreams ( Read more... )

I'm dreaming of a lonely Christmas
Unlike the ones I used to know
So my eyes will glisten,
and I'll stop to listen
To hear mom and dad with kids in tow

I'm dreaming of a sad Christmas
With every hour I work each night
May your days be merry and bright
And let your Christmases be better than mine

*sigh*