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dear journal,

one thing that flossing and sex have in common is that after a while you'll eventually stop bleeding.

your pal through space and time,
roy

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dear journal,

here's a fun anecdote from mark everett's memoir, things the grandchildren should know (everett is the lead singer of the eels):
and it got even more ridiculous. the campaign to elect the tragically inept republican candidate george w. bush to the white house used the daisies of the galaxy album as an example of the entertainment ( Read more... )

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dear journal,

applebee's just added a bunch of burgers called "realburgers" to their menu...which sort of makes me wonder what the fuck i was eating before then.

your pal through space and time,
roy

dear journal,

greetings from beyond the beyond! i have been very busy lately, mostly working on my latest masterstroke: an epic fart remix of blondie's heart of glass. here's what i have thus far (feel free to sing along)...

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dear journal,

you ever notice that whenever it starts raining, there's always some douchenozzle who feels compelled to point out how much we "really needed this rain." they're always so goddamn smug about it too..."oh, it's about time, we really needed this rain." oh, did we now? because i don't remember hearing you say how much we needed rain ( Read more... )

dear journal,

current headlines at cnn.com, brought to you by the dept. of irony:


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