WHOOPING COUGH BE GONE!

[mrpilkington]

IT IS TO MY DISMAY THAT I HAVE BEEN BED-RIDDEN FOR A PERIOD OF TIME KNOWN TO YOU RATHER INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS AS "A WHILE" WITH WHAT MY BUTLER, JEROME, WOULD LIKE TO CALL WHAT MAY BE THAT WHICH IS WHOOPING COUGH. I HATE THIS SO-CALLED AFFLICTION, FOR IT IS NOT THAT OF THE WAY OF THE TRUE EVIL GENIUS TO BECOME UNABLE TO WREAK THAT WHICH IS WHAT SOME

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I see my EVIL MIND GNOMEs work like a charm

[samitarium]

you who are the one who is sick who is also known by the name of Mr. Pukington. i see you have recieved the evil package which contained my newest allies in evil, the EVIL MIND GNOMES! as i am evil and a villian, it is said in the evil villian handbook of evil rules, i must reveal the information which is my evil plans. so i must explain to you what is exactly an EVIL MIND GNOME. they are small little people who enjoy tormenting very old and stupid men, so of course, you my evil friend who is old are like an all-you-can-eat buffet in a fancy resturaunt for EVIL MIND GNOMES. they crawl in your brain via the ears and punch and kick your brain in strategic places to make you do a multitude of actions which could be considered uncomfortable. I have trained them very well to be good at doing a multitude of different things which you may not enjoy. as you can see they are very well at making old men sick and inconinent. mwa ha ha ha. EVIL MIND GNOMES RULE!

Re: I see my EVIL MIND GNOMEs work like a charm

[mrpilkington]

FOR FURTHER REFERENCE FROM ME TO YOU:
PLEASE WHEN WRITING TO ME, TRY AND DO WHAT YOU MAY CALL YOUR BEST AT MAKING A MEASLEY ATTEMPT AT MAKING SENSE. FOR YOU MAKE NONE AT ALL WITH THIS TERRIBLE RAMBLING THAT YOU LIKE TO CALL THREATS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE TRYING TO DO.THAT IS ALL.
UNTIL NEXT TIME FIEND!
Sincerely, The Diabolical Mr. Pilkington