I KNOW NO END, FOR I AM PILKINGTON.
FEAR THAT AND BE AFRAID FOR YOU SHALL ALL AT SOME TIME BE VISITED UPON BY THAT WHICH IS WHAT YOU MAY REFER TO AS MY "DEATH MINIONS". THE ARMY IS COMPLETE, AND SOON YOU ALL SHALL BE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVE DONE THAT WHICH IS GONE AND FOOLISHLY ADDED ME AS WHAT YOU MAY REFER TO AS 'FRIEND'.
PERISH ALL OF YOUUNTIL ( Read more... )

SO, AS I HAVE BEEN GONE THROUGH THE MONTHS TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION SOMEWHERE IN WHAT SOME MAY LIKE TO CALL A COUNTRY KNOWN TO MANY AS THAT WHICH IS TAHITI, I HAVE ACQUIRED NEW 'FRIENDS' HERE ON THIS EVER GROWING COMMUNITY OF FEEBLE TEENAGED WHINING NO-GOOD-NIKS. THOUGH DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELVES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME! AND I SHALL KEEP IT THAT ( Read more... )

IT IS COMING, AND YOU WILL KNOW AND FEAR THAT WHICH IS THE EVENT KNOWN TO SOME AND MANY AS THE RE-NEGATIVE-INDUCING-MIND-WARPING-DEGENERATIVE-TRANSDUCIVE-ILLUMINATING-INFUNDIBULUM. KNOW THIS AND COWER ( Read more... )

IT SEEMS TO BE AS SUCH, THAT THE ONE CRONIE KNOWN TO YOU AS DESPICABLE MITCHELL, HAS GONE AND DONE THAT WHICH IS OBTAINED MY PASSWORD FOR THIS LIVE-JOURNAL, AND PROCEEDED TO MAKE A JOURNAL OF HIS OWN. THOUGH HE HAS NOT YET GOTTEN IT WHAT HE WOULD LIKE TO SAY "READY" YET ( Read more... )

UNBEKNOWNST TO THE ONE KNOWN AS MYSELF, IT SEEMS AN OLD ENEMY PAST HAS COME TO TRY AND GIVE ME WHAT SOME WOULD CALL GRIEF ABOUT MY DOINGS AND EVIL DEEDERY. WELL, I WILL HAVE ALL WHO KNOW ME AND COWER BE INFORMED THAT YOURS TRULY WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A LONG AND ARDUOUS ONE-SIDED FIGHT. THE ONE SIDE BEING IN THE FAVOR OF ME, THAT IS ( Read more... )

ON WHAT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS TODAY, THE TEMPERATURE LEVEL OF THAT WHICH IS THE AIR FLOWING AROUND ME WHILE I DO THAT WHICH IS WALK THROUGH MY COURTYARD OF CARBON-FROZEN STATUES OF THOSE WHOM YOU MAY CALL ENEMIES PAST, IS MUCH TOO HIGH FOR ME TO TOLERATE. I HAVE THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU MAY CALL SEVERAL OCCASIONS TO TURN MY NEWLY OBTAINED BR-388Z-MP5 ICE ( Read more... )

GREETINGS ( Read more... )

IT SEEMS AS S_CH THAT MALICIO_S MALCOLM 2 AND DESPICABLE MITCHELL 2 HAVE GONE ARO_ND MY BACK IN WHAT SOME WO_LD CALL THE NIGHT AND TAKEN THE KEY FOR THE LETTER WHAT MAKES THE "YEW" SO_ND. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCL_SION THAT I WILL NO LONGER CLONE THEM. THEY ARE _SELESS FOR HELP, AND _S_ALLY END _P MAKING THEMSELVES DEAD THRO_GH SOME IGNORANT MEANS. ( Read more... )

IT IS I, ONCE AGAIN, THE DIABOLICAL MR. PILKINGTON. BACK TO DO THAT WHICH IS GRACE THESE PAGES WITH THAT WHAT MANY MAY CALL TO BE THAT WHICH IS THE WAY. BUT UPON WHAT SOME MAY THINK OF AS INSPECTION, YOU COULD FIND YOURSELF NOTICING THAT I, WHO ONCE WAS MR. PILKINGTON, STRIPPED OF HIS P.H.D. YET NONETHELESS DIABOLICAL, HAS NOW ONCE AGAIN DONE THAT ( Read more... )

I HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE CRONIES THAT HAVE COME TO BE KNOWN TO ME AS DESPICABLE MITCHELL AND MALICIOUS MALCOLM CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING BEYOND THAT WHICH IS KNOWN TO OTHERS AS FLIP A SWITCH ON OR OFF. RARELY DO THEY EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY, FOR IT IS AS SUCH THAT GUARANTEED IF THERE IS MORE THAN ONE SWITCH ON ( Read more... )