Comments | mrpilkington: INSIPID HEAT !

mrpilkington

INSIPID HEAT !

Jul 30, 2003 16:26

ON WHAT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS TODAY, THE TEMPERATURE LEVEL OF THAT WHICH IS THE AIR FLOWING AROUND ME WHILE I DO THAT WHICH IS WALK THROUGH MY COURTYARD OF CARBON-FROZEN STATUES OF THOSE WHOM YOU MAY CALL ENEMIES PAST, IS MUCH TOO HIGH FOR ME TO TOLERATE. I HAVE THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU MAY CALL SEVERAL OCCASIONS TO TURN MY NEWLY OBTAINED BR-388Z-MP5 ICE ( Read more... )

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anonymous August 8 2003, 20:47:20 UTC

your days are numbered, Pukington.

sincerely,
an old friend

COULD IT BE? mrpilkington August 15 2003, 15:14:54 UTC

IS THIS WRITING THIS WHICH IS WHAT I MAY KNOW TO BE THAT ONE OF WHICH WAS MY ONE TRUE ENEMY? COULD THIS BE THE VILE FOIL TO MY SCHEMES AND TOILINGS? IF IT IS SO, ROCK JUSTICE, YOU WILL BE FOUND BY ME AGAIN, AND I SHALL EXACT REVENGE ON THAT WHICH IS WHAT YOU MAY CALL YOU...
HOWEVER. MY DAYS ARE NOT NUMBERED, IN FACT, I WOULD BE SAFE IN STATING THAT PERHAPS YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, FIEND.. YOU WILL BE HANDLED AND DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY, ROCK JUSTICE, AND I SHOULD HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS I WHO STOLE YOUR KEYS SO LONG AGO... ! HA HA! YES THAT IS RIGHT, YOU FOOL, YOU FORGETFUL FORGETFUL FOOL! PERHAPS NEXT TIME WHILE TAKING A NAP ON YOUR SITTING DEVICE KNOWN AS A DEVAN, YOU WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO KEEP ONE EYE OPEN AS TO WATCH WHO MAY BE TAKING YOUR KEYS.
IF THIS IS NOT ROCK JUSTICE SPEAKING, THEN DISREGARD EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID AND KNOW THAT MY DAYS ARE NOT NUMBERED.
THANK YOU,
UNTIL NEXT TIME, FIEND!

curiouser and curses trappersmoot August 27 2003, 02:15:15 UTC

i've been offered and offer.

some sort of contract or sorts.

seems like your brother wishes to "throw down,"
as they say in gay pairee...
something about it being thrown at him?

i find the whole bid on your head a few shades too shady, doc.

so, since i ain't lookin' to get swindled,
do tell me about this throw it at your brother business?

Re: curiouser and curses mrpilkington August 30 2003, 19:30:51 UTC

I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT ONCE IN THE CITY KNOWN AS AUSTIN, TEXAS, THERE WAS ONCE A BAND OF IDIOT PUKES KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS THROW IT AT YOUR BROTHER. TO ME, BEING AN EVIL DOCTOR GENIUS, THROW IT AT YOUR BROTHER OFFERED THAT WHICH YOU MIGHT CALL DELIGHT THROUGH MANY DEVIOUS AND RATHER SMART EVIL GENIUS TYPE SCHEMES AND PLOTS. I SENT ROBOTS TO THEIR CONCERTS TO DESTROY THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND EXPLODE IF TAMPERED WITH, BUT THE VILE PUKES DEFEATED MY ROBOTS WITH THEIR POWER OF PUNK ROCK. I HAD TO GET MY REVENGE ( ... )

You're not evil...you're just from Cleveland trappersmoot September 3 2003, 17:56:45 UTC

Cleveland can fuck a brother up. But to get to the point, all of your so-called "plans" have failed...they've always failed. You have fooled yourself for so long that you now believe your own made-up lies. I cannot reveal my identity to you right now, milky-pilky, but soon...very soon you shall know pain again, you shall feel the sting of my blade as it sinks into your vitals and the last vision you'll have is me eating them like shishkabob and it is then that you will know your enemy...

Re: You're not evil...you're just from Cleveland mrpilkington September 6 2003, 13:06:40 UTC

WE WILL SEE MY FINE FEATHERED FRIEND, WE WILL SEE...

Wait a minute... anonymous September 16 2003, 16:46:41 UTC

What's this I hear about Rock Justice being back!?! It's not possible! I'm his less-edgy, more-melodic second cousin, once removed, Folk Justice. I gave the elegy at his funeral. I secretly spat on his coffin though, he was always taking the glory for his hard edge stance on "rock" and "justice." While the rest of us worked at creating luscious melodies and playing for table scraps at coffee bars, he was off reinventing "rock" with those pap-smears Throw It At Your Brother. I hated them, I hated my cousin! But all this is beside the point...I SAW HIM DEAD! Well, I didnt actually see him, it was a closed casket so nobody actually saw him. But I helped carry the casket and it was pretty heavy...he had to be in there! So whoever is playing a joke about this, it's not working! Rock is dead and gone, a new age is rising where unintrusive guitar melodies will rule the air waves and "rainbows" and "turtledoves" can, once again, be used as song lyrics without homosexual implications! It's my time...ME ( ... )