Comments | mrpilkington: AHH VACATION.

mrpilkington

AHH VACATION.

May 18, 2004 20:13

SO, AS I HAVE BEEN GONE THROUGH THE MONTHS TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION SOMEWHERE IN WHAT SOME MAY LIKE TO CALL A COUNTRY KNOWN TO MANY AS THAT WHICH IS TAHITI, I HAVE ACQUIRED NEW 'FRIENDS' HERE ON THIS EVER GROWING COMMUNITY OF FEEBLE TEENAGED WHINING NO-GOOD-NIKS. THOUGH DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELVES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME! AND I SHALL KEEP IT THAT ( Read more... )

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horsemo May 19 2004, 23:19:43 UTC

Stop your equWhining.

mrpilkington May 20 2004, 15:37:12 UTC

HORSE!
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW AS SUCH THAT I WAS NOT DOING THAT WHICH IS WHAT YOU REFER TO EQUWHINING. AND WHAT A MEASLEY ATTEMPT AT BEING CREATIVE AND USING WHAT SCHOLARS CALL PUNS TO TRY AND ADD SOME FACETIOUS YET CLEVER REFERENCE TO YOUR OWN MEAGER EQUINE NATURE. BE IN FEAR HORSE! I HAVE ALREADY INFILTRATED THAT WHICH IS WHAT SOME MAY LIKE TO REFER TO AS THE LARGE, STINK INFESTED TOWN OF THAT WHICH IS DALLAS, I KNOW YOU ARE CLOSE FOR I CAN DO THAT WHICH IS SMELL THE SMELL OF FEAR EMANATING FROM THAT WHICH IS YOUR GLAND OF FEAR.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, HORSE FIEND!!!

anonymous May 20 2004, 06:25:47 UTC

Toby?!

mrpilkington May 20 2004, 15:43:13 UTC

INCORRECT, IT IS I, DOCTOR THADEUS PILKINGTON PURVEYOR OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND FEARSOME. BLATHER ON NO FURTHER WITH YOUR INANE ATTEMPTS AT TRYING TO FIND WHAT YOU MAY THINK TO BE THAT WHICH IS WHAT SOME MAY CALL A "TRUE IDENTITY".
EVEN IF I WERE THAT WHICH IS WHAT MANY REFER TO AS AN ALTER-EGO OF SOME PERVERSE, BORED YOUNG MAN, (WHICH I ASSURE YOU I AM NOT, MY FINE FEATHERED FRIEND) I WOULD NOT CHOOSE SUCH A WEAK NAME SUCH AS TOBY. NOR IF IT WERE MY GOD-GIVEN NAME BY MY OWN TWO PARENTS, I WOULD HAVE CHANGED IT LONG AGO FOR THE MERE FACT THAT "TOBY" IS A HORRIBLE NAME.
SPEAK NO FURTHER!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, FIEND!!!
Sincerely, The Diabolical Dr. Pilkington.

horsemo June 1 2004, 15:48:33 UTC

I have a friend I'd like you to meet. Her name is Miss Milkington, she's a dairy cow, and I think you two might get along.

anonymous June 7 2004, 12:29:37 UTC

Yes, your vocabulary is a bit above the one named Toby.
And I assure you I am not your fine feathered friend.

a letter, found in an old, unused mailbox in the closet of my 8th floor flat in chicago ex_nod September 24 2004, 17:54:47 UTC

"10 August, 1953

Please be certain to give my best wishes to Thaddeus. Tell him I love and honor him with all my heart-- Tell him I want him to know that I feel he shares my triumph-- For I have no fear and no regrets-- Only that the release from the trap was not completely effectuated and the qualities I possessed could not expand to their fullest capacities-- I want him to have the pleasure of knowing how much he meant to me, how much he did to help me grow up-- All my love to my dearest one.

Love you so much--

Ethel"