I've noticed that most cats tend to embody one of the seven deadly sins. Oh sure, most of them are gluttonous, and lazy, and prideful, but there's usually one sin that they represent more than anything else.

Let's take a look at my cat, to test this theory:


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This question was originally posted on the QT3 message boards.

Take the following list and rank it from least desirable to most desirable. Assume that you own a home and can’t move easily. You’re basically stating which of the following things you would want to have around you the least.

A) Nuclear power plant built 50 miles away (upwind, newer ( Read more... )

Oh my god. I saw this Sesame Street segment back when I was a little kid, and it freaked the hell out of me.


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It’s time to talk about my most hated nemeses. Note the plural - I don’t have one nemesis, or two. I have a dozen of them. They have been responsible for much pain and suffering in my life, and one day, I shall bring about their doom.

1) The Sun


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Just as a quick note to the people in the Bay Area who own a laptop computer ( Read more... )

Which, of the following, is the worst job ( Read more... )

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Shannon had to go to the hospital yesterday. She was at softball practice, and someone hit a pop fly into right field. The sun got into her eyes, she couldn’t see where it was going, and it smashed down on her sunglasses. This prompted one of the lenses to pop out and gouge her forehead ( Read more... )

TIME: Some time ago. I forget when ( Read more... )

My website was designed in 1997, and it looks horrible. The tables are offset. The images are different sizes. The links don't work. If you stare at it long enough, your face starts to melt, just like the end of "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Only instead of claymation, it's REAL LIFEI've thus decided to completely revamp my old web page. Problem is, I ( Read more... )