Seriously, I think I just made myself speechless.

After much careful consideration, it appears that the slow forward progress of psychology, with its competing views and schools gaining favour at one time and being cast aside at another, most resembles the drunken stagger of a barfly's final journey of the night; the slow back and forth dance that pinballs his awkward form down the spinning ( Read more... )

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Clinton --

[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com"My favourite books are Clinton books ( Read more... )

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SO, the cat that kept begging for food outside the apartment came in. Now it won't leave. Sooooo lazy.

A wise man once asked me an interesting question:

"Which would you prefer, your very own action figure, based on you, or your very own dildo, based on a cast of... well... you?"

I told him that was a stupid question. Clearly, I'd take the action figure. I don't have my own action figure.