Apparently, two of the four saved games on Final Fantasy II escaped unscathed. That means Aimee didn't kill them. Here's some other things you might not know about her:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aimee Thuroit!

1. Aimee Thuroit cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. Aimee Thuroit is the only king without a ( Read more... )

Apparently my girl just killed Final Fantasy II on my SNES (or, at the very least, witnessed its agonizing death), but clearly I still love her. We also managed to have FF III die on us. Both times all saved games have been erased, but not my sweet, precious memories. Like that time Cecil fought his inner darkness and became a Paladin. Or that ( Read more... )

If Clerks II had a mellow anthem, maybe this would be it. Or maybe it's some sort of alternate universe A&W ( Read more... )

"This is Cock Fight, the greatest motherfucking band to give rock to this dieing city, bringing you 32 inches of hard and fast." -- The Serge [just before the first chord was struck and the unofficial fifth member crashed the stage and started swinging a rubber chicken over his half-naked body ( Read more... )

Of course, If I don't remember anything of my past life, I can't be haunted by any mistakes, which I would be doomed to repeat (mercifully, always as if for the first time). In fact, if I'm destined to repeat my life exactly the same, over-and-over, with no recollection, it really doesn't matter what I do since it will always, for all intents and ( Read more... )

I've realized that lately, anything I do for leisure is rather directly at the expense of something I should be doing for school. Take this entry. I should really be reading something school-related. To take any time that is not for school or work is to sacrifice some time from school. An interesting paradox, to be sure. Perhaps six courses is ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clinton Danger Shirk!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Clinton Danger Shirk on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Clinton Danger Shirk is 10:1!
3. You should always store Clinton Danger Shirk in an airtight container in the fridge.
4. Clinton Danger Shirk was invented in China in the eleventh ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Captain Amazing!

1. An average beaver can cut down Captain Amazing every year!
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Captain Amazing.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Captain Amazing', hated Captain Amazing and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface ( Read more... )

Seriously, this past year has been a year that focused on one personal epiphany, and it has occurred to me that many have found themselves and realized the obvious before me, while others are in the process right now. Of course, that's what it is to be human, isn't it? An ever-unfinished work in progress. Change takes courage, for growth breeds ( Read more... )

Ahh the Colbert Report. So clever, so witty, so egomaniacal. Seriously though, this is just a shout out to that certain special someone who is everything I never knew I was looking for (who comes home on the 27th) to say ( Read more... )