The day you realize you're in college is the day you answer a question of chemistry by using a dirty joke and a Simpsons quote.

Is this an example of what the French refer to as "staircase wit"? You decide.

John Fitzsimmons: Well, Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of the tunnel of love with our "beloved" president. The intellectuals have been much agitated, and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties ( Read more... )

Just wanted to let everybody know I'm back in South Jersey, pulling down 18 credits, a job with steady hours, and random amounts of service projects. Couldn't get much better than this, though a bunch of people I know seem to be studying abroad for the semester, which I don't have the money for so I'm staying here ( Read more... )

Hello again everybody! You'll hafta excuse any typos you might see because I'm packed to the gills with holiday cheer ( Read more... )

Naturally I thought it best to make the 3 people who read this journal happy by putting in a new entry before Christmas, and here it is. As for what's been happening, I can't say there's been much ( Read more... )

Alright, now that I'm "rested" after waking up from sleep more tired than I was when I went to bed, I can finally give a more detailed introduction for anybody who might have wandered in from the cold ( Read more... )

Well this is my new LiveJournal. I have nothing to complain and act emo about so I guess this entry, as well as future entires, will be rather skimpy. Oh well, tis my nature to be positive, heh. Even crazy ladies can't get me down.

Besides, couldn't hurt to introduce myself to my Journal and readers.
So hey!