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[mrs_dom_mon]

I always said it, but I never really believed it... only because I've never actually witnessed it for myself. But guys my age are really into dumb girls. the dumber and thinner the better

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[theatre_angel]

It's kind of appalling the way guys go for the stereotypically dumb girls. The cliches are all true, and that's discouraging. But we all find someone eventually. ♥

[mrs_dom_mon]

I know, I know. I should just think positively... I mean, if Whoopi Goldberg can find a man, so can I, right?

[artemismuse]

You know, I'd like to try a sociological experiment. Go in disguise amongst the boys who like stupid girls (okay, I'm not actually blonde enough or thin enough, but I could wear a wig and starve myself for a week and I might blend), pretend to be like them with the giggling and the "I don't get it" and the blank looks and the blatant flirting. I'll wait stealthily until an unsuspecting guy comes up and when he looks interested, I'll start slipping in actual opinions on current events and stuff (giggling and saying 'like' just enough to disarm him). Eventually, when he asks for my number, I'd reveal my *gasp* personality and *gasp* intelligence and tell him to fuck off. And then the real interesting part would come in: see if there are any guys around who hear about that and are actually attracted to intellect and opinions. Oh, and girls who eat. Except that it would never work. Bah.

[mrs_dom_mon]

Lol! You know there's a blonde, big boobed, bimbo here that was actually like, "Wait, there's a war in Iraq?"
And they just eat that shit up with a spoon here. So, I'm thinking... should I just transfer? Are the guys any better at IWU? Or, should I just keep dreaming... or perhaps start a match.com profile? Because I am 20 years old and I've only been on one date. It's getting a little ridiculous... or perhaps I am doomed to be the crazy cat lady... but the problem is I'm allergic to cats and I don't like dogs... What am I going to do, Mel?

[artemismuse]

You could always become the crazy turtle lady? No, no. We shall not give up hope. And I wouldn't resort to match.com yet. I've gotten boyfriends before, but only b/c I dumbed myself down for them (sad truth, and these were smartish guys). And still they eventually ran. I'm thinking maybe it's an American thing? We should all move to Paris. Or London, but watch out for the cops.

[mrs_dom_mon]

mayhaps... mayhaps we should move to London (not Paris b/c I don't speak french) and... sorry I was going to write something witty but I got stuck staring at your icon. Too bad spike is ficitional.