i love when im done with my period, and all the bloated/water weight feelings go away and i feel like ive lost like 10 pounds. i feel like i look good today.

even though i feel like poo! lol

im sick and so unbelievably tired.
like i dont think ive ever been this tired.

i had to sit down to blow dry my hair
cus standing for 5 minutes was making
me weak.

bleehhh.

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on roseanne earlier. dan was going to apply to be an ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR!! i lol'd. and roseanne was like "but dont you have to be active?" and he was like "no honey, thats what activity assistants are for ( Read more... )

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hahaah i was going to post this in brutal honesty but then i realized that its not brutal at all. and i dont feel like getting a thousand comments of people telling me im retarded.

this is kind of ( gross )

me, teaching a tutorial on tampons and kimmeh being gross/funny

mrs mumper: IT GOES IN THE SEX HOLE.
kimmeh: ewww no
mrs mumper: yes!
kimmeh: that's for steve's juicy dick only

HA!

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