there is a girl here who hawks loogies in the shower. i've heard her do it before, but i was in the stall right next to her this morning, so when she did it i was like "augh gross." it didn't really stop her.

there's a girl who looks like christian bale living in this dorm.

i had a dream last night about all kinds of great things that have happened to me that will never happen again. damn sad, damn sad.

and that's another example of something that does not need to be posted whatsoever.

my roomate has gas. all the time.

last night i went up to bed at 1:15 and may had left the door unlocked for me and she was alseep. so i got back and locked the door. i was in bed for five minutes when i heard two guys all the way down at our end of the hallway, and they stopped at our door and tried the handle. SCARED THE FLYING CRAP OUT OF ME ( Read more... )

saw an improv show just now. there were like...7 girls in the troup. it actually didn't suck as badly as i anticipated. it's actually really interesting to be on the other side of things. and get to compete with other audience members when yelling out suggestions. i don't think they took any of mine. apparently frankenstein and stalin aren't ( Read more... )

please don't make me go back there!

i stepped in wet cement today ( Read more... )

I used the word poop on a test today.

I have a dislike for crew girls. No so much for them, but a distaste for what they do. It's a nasty habit to wake up at 5 AM to row a boat. It's especially nasty to be someone's roomate and do that. And leave your alarm bomb about to go off, and the light on, and the door open so rapists can get your sleeping angel of a roommate. So now she has to ( Read more... )

Observation for today: people who are into activism and the environment just don't know when to stop. SHUT YOUR ASSES, LADIES ( Read more... )