Narcissistic Nipples

[mrs_sky]

So usually in the winter I never wear bras.  Hardly ever.  Today I wish I was.  Everyone can see my nipples, everyone is looking at my nipples, and everyone is weird about it, therefore I'm starting to feel weird about it.  Usually I wear a thick tanktop or two to prevent the overly friendly nipple effect.  However, today it seems as though my tank

Comments

[lordphallus]

Shall I stitch you up a quick rigged burlap bra? :-)

[mrs_sky]

I think what you just said confirms once and for all that I should not get my nipples pierced. I say this because they both cringed at the idea of burlap. That being said, I can't wait to get pierced with you tonight!

[taziarm]

Men have a more rare but similar problem. At least, men who wear more than just khakis or jeans. Some more flexible and/or snug fitting plant work only if you're really not excited. Being at work and realizing you can't go down the hallway is kind of funny and reminds one of puberty years. It also is a screaming signal to never wear those pants again.

[entropy13]

oh come on, be proud of your external primary and secondary genitalia!
:chorus of "isn't it delightful to have a penis?" begins here:
if you've legally got to cover it up, why not let it at least be conspicuous?!

[mrs_sky]

99% of the time I completely agree with you, however I was not feeling bold or friendly yesterday. In fact, my nipples were portraying the anthithesis of how I was feeling.

[hideouspenguinb]

Both of you know I'm perfectly happy with naked time, HOWEVER, I don't think it would make the work day go all that well, even partially hidden...