How to Write - NOT

[mrsanimal]

Many of us write either for pleasure of business, and I found a wonderful blog on how to write badly well.  This section says to personify everything - Enjoy!

The hat, old and disillusioned, sat on Leo’s head like a passenger on a bus which is not only late, but has forgotten which route it was supposed to be taking. The feather drooping

Comments

[cholma]

That right there is how you beef up your word count during NaNoWriMo! :D

[mrsanimal]

Oh yeah! There is an older entry on using vocabulary because it sound more 'educated.' Actually very difficult to read because it's so akward.

[animal_co]

It burns! It BUUURRRNNNNNS!

[mrsanimal]

Can you imagine what it took him to WRITE this??? His fingers must have been burning.