Tagged as I have been by the noble garlikboy , here are ten songs that have made me crack a smile this week. An all-time top ten would, I fear, be far too traumatic and take days.

1. Jose Gonzalez - Hints

2. This Heat - S.P.Q.R

3. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Over & Over Again (Lost And Found)

4. Frank Sidebottom - Guess Who's Been On Match Of The Day

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Think I might be a bit late on this one, but...


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If I was ever to set myself up as a clairvoyant/fortune teller type (and let's not be ruling anything out at this early stage), I'd find it very difficult not to call myself 'Bruce Foresight'.

A dream I had the other night -

The other night I dreamt that Darth Vader got a job at my place of work, a development which was followed by the boss calling us all into a meeting. In the meeting he explained that he'd asked the Dark Lord of the Sith to dress a little more suitably when in the workplace as some of his fellow workers might find his ( Read more... )

It's time, dear members of my friends list and those of you unfortunate enough to have stumbled across this whilst in search of a far more meaningful internet experience, for me to bring you another disjointed, rambling missive from the frenzied, rugged wilds of the NE London/Essex hinterland. See how I merrily dance back into the livejournal arena ( Read more... )

Does anyone fancy taking advantage of/testing the viability of the new licensing laws next week and joining me for a few beers before work?

Tomorrow (Wednesday 2nd November)-

FATHER OF BO-N

THE KEITH JOHN ADAMS TRIO

STUFFY & THE FUSES

THE SPITZ, LONDON

NEAREST TUBE: LIVERPOOL STREET

ENTRY: £3

BAR UNTIL 1AM

DJ BUSTAWIDEMOVE (STEP 13)

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About an hour ago, if you'd asked me to make a list of people that I thought of as geniuses, R Kelly would most definitely not have featured ( Read more... )

I've just made up a poem about James Blunt. It's only three words long, and the first two words are 'James Blunt'.