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Just a quick one...
Hello. Long time no see.
Just to say that I haven't really been posting on here as work have given me my own blog. It's essentially music-related, although I will be attempting to clumsily shoehorn the usual rantings about men's trousers, Belgium's oldest woman and Scotch broth that you've all come to know and love. Or at least come to know.
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Hello
Wanted:
Enthusiastic, committed and ambitious rapper/actor (e.g. Will Smith/Ice Cube/LL Cool J/Kid) to join an expanding and busy department ( Read more... ) -
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Slow day at work, but here's what Photoshop-savvy Simon and me have done... -
Pimp My (Insert Item As Applicable)
Am becoming increasingly distracted as the day wears on, and have found myself thinking up alternatives to MTV's deeply uninspiring 'Pimp My Ride' programme. So far ones which have made me smile include ( Read more... ) -
Marriage
Is anyone up for getting married? I've been having a think and I reckon I'm getting to the age when I should start thinking about settling down. If anyone's up for it, drop me an email or leave a comment and we'll sort something out. -
A short thing what I wrote
Gameshow Host
As a newborn, I was taken from my parents as they slept in order to train to become a 1970s-style gameshow host. To this day I do not know why I was chosen.
For those who are unaware, there is a huge 300 acre government-sponsored training complex (simply known as The Academy) on the outskirts of County Durham which accepts over ( Read more... ) -
Here we go then...
How many songs?
3470
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First artist: !!! (I choose to pronounce this 'Dave! Dave! Dave!)
Last artist: Zack De La Rocha
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First Song: ''83 Wildin'' - Edan
Last Song: 'Zurich Is Stained' - Pavement
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Shortest Song: 0.17 'I Like Food' by Descendents
Longest Song: 32.17 'Shine (Glimmer)' by Oxbow
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