What part of

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Someone come over and play with all these sweet action figures with me. We can do crude voice impersonations that are both weird and useless. Play with toys. This is what I do all day ( Read more... )

Can someone please explain the reason for this strange behavior? You people get into a couple and stops giving a shit about anyone, any when. Like clockwork. And I have just about had it up to here with you getting all obsessed. As if that wasn't harrowing enough, you proceed to be just so pathetic about the whole thing. Give me a fucking break. A ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that you gained sixty-five pounds compelling me to no longer be sexually attracted to you. But I don't remember which one of you it was ( Read more... )

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 
All work and NO play makes Jack a dull boy 
All work and no plaay makes JACk a dull boy 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull bog
Alll work and no play makes Jack a dull bot 
All work and noplay makes Jack a dull boy 
All work and no play makes JaCCk a dull boy
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If the Japanese are so smart, how come they can't speak English properly?


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WHO INVITED STEVE?

THAT DUDE'S A CUNT.

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Now I have another stupid Star Trek dilemma ( Read more... )