ohh, man! somebody asked me to post pictures of myself in a hot topic bikini! i have a few of those, but i don't know if i'm ready to share those pictures with the whole world. i don't mean to brag or anything, but i must admit that i look pretty cute when i wear those bikinis. i wish i had a car so i could drive through a shopping mall and ( Read more... )

i've decided that i want to become a pastry chef for a living! i'm going to make donuts for krispy kreme i think. that would be so hott, ohh man. i could cry into the donut batter and make a special batch of emo donuts. i'd only feed them to really cool people. and posers would get gross donuts with spit in them. Etv will also be great. i'm ( Read more... )

so, i'm going to start a new television station called Etv, Emo Television! Good idea, right? it is going to be so cool and emo! i can't wait! it was suggested by secretservice that we have a show about emo fashion! i think that's a great idea. it would be pretty easy to do that show because all we'd have to do is go through my closet and ( Read more... )

dashboard confessional is coming out with a new cd! i am so excited. i heard that you can download it from mtv.com, but i'm not going to because mtv isn't emo! mtv has stupid music videos that are totally not emo, so there's no way i can download it from them! i want to start my own music video tv station! it will be called Etv, emo television ( Read more... )

man, there are way too many posers who are posting on my livejournal! i wasn't supposed to write anymore until september, but all of the posers are making me mad. seriously, it's kind of sad how many emoposers there are in this world. i mean, emo is the greatest thing ever and all of these posers like to pretend that they know more about emo ( Read more... )

i give up writing this for awhile. not until september will i write in this journal again, i'm just way too sad. why am i so emo? it hurts me so much! ohh, no, i think i've become too emo. i must relax and not write in here for awhile. i'll talk to you kids in september.

love always,
mrs. c

i'm way too fucking sad to talk about anything right now. i can feel emokid inside of me, and it feels good and bad at the same time :( i love him and miss him and want him to make love to me still. ohh man, i have to go now. oh no

i am going on vacation tomorrow :( it is going to suck so bad. i don't like being around my parents because they make me sad. even though being sad is pretty emo, it still hurts inside. why won't the pain stop? the whole trip is going to remind me of emokid, i miss him so. and harold hasn't really seemed too interested in making love lately ( Read more... )

seriously, why can't they make more weezer shirts in xl size? i mean, i realize that i am slightly heavier than most people, but that doesn't mean that my collection of weezer shirts should be so much smaller. i want to send weezer an email and tell them that i'm their biggest fan and they should make more shirts for me. today ken farted and it ( Read more... )

when is he going to make love to me? i keep trying to persuade him, but he doesn't seem that into it! i want to take him away and drink wine with him and listen to bright eyes, that would be so emo! why does life suck so much? sometimes i wish that my room would catch on fire so i'd have a good excuse to run away and marry conor oberst, i love ( Read more... )