"And the number one threat to America is... Bears."

[mrshaz]

Dear Daniel,

Congratulations! You have been admitted to Oakland University for the Winter Semester 2008 as a Journalism student.

Fuck yeah, bitches.

I guess this means I'm better than you and you all should buy me drinks.

Comments

[scotlanded]

Maybe when you're legal XD

[mrshaz]

Please Megh, the age of consent in Mich- Oh, wait, you mean drinking.

[isis77]

yay Dan!!!!

it's cuz ur hott

[mrshaz]

This is why I'm hot.

[_fxckoff]

Congratulations!
When you become a famous journalist, write an article about me.
kthnx.

[mrshaz]

Most health scare articles are left for more seasoned writers.