( Hey, I gotta secret )

Dear Daniel,

Congratulations! You have been admitted to Oakland University for the Winter Semester 2008 as a Journalism student.

Fuck yeah, bitches.

I guess this means I'm better than you and you all should buy me drinks.

Dude, I'm still drunk.

It grows in the nervous pit of your stomach, scaring away the butterflies and trampling over the knots you may have conceived it with, then slithers up your spine to your heart where it festers and feasts on sorrow, sadness and doubt, then in finally crawls up the brain stem leaving a lump in your throat and entering your brain, scratching at the ( Read more... )

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( The mystique of a week in the bleak, by a geek. )

ATTENTION KATI, MARISA, MEGHAN, AND ANYONE ELSE

I know all the details of HP7. Don't ask me how, it's long and complicated, but I have had the whole thing spoiled for me. For the love of God, avoid me at all costs.

Siriusly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6_dkoow5TM

AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.