BREAKING NEWS - Dan Simons, 20, Bored as Hell ( Read more... )

Woohoo, birthday ( Read more... )

I decided to throw a party at my farm seeing as how I just got paid, my parents were in Canada, and wood needed to be burned. I figured, a little booze and maybe a dozen of my good friends would be a cool time ( Read more... )

I have a new machete. Her name is Betty. Betty the machete. She came with a sheath, a sheath named Keith.

( The kids of tomorrow don't need today when they live in the sins of yesterday. )

( My Tuesday/Thursday )

( Ann Arbor, Algonac, Alcohol, Awesome. )

I thieved from Karen. Comment, and I shall ( Read more... )

So, I bought a black Red Book today ( Read more... )

( Confessions and apologies from the apathetic perfectionist. )