Boo tans. Going outside is very overrated. Speaking of hot, these are...

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Gah I'm the Motherfucking Battle Bear.

I'm going to go ride my bike to show you how badass I am.

Also I re-downloaded Paul's remix of Narc today, did the whole rediscovery thing and found it kind of sexy.

I've been in such a horrible shitty unbearable mood these last two days, way to start off my three day weekend. My life is ruining my life. Anyway, I played Left 4 Dead today because shooting things makes me feel better. And it did ( Read more... )

I don't know if it's the corticosteroids that I'm on because of this fucking horrible case of contact dermititis or the PMS, but I am being such a bitch. Or maybe it's because I'm going to be 24 tomorrow, and 24 seems so much older than 23 even though it is an even number and I have an affinity for even numbers.

I bit the inside of my mouth something painful. And because I'm me, I bit into the same spot three more times. FML...a little modish, but oh so fitting.

I also have a test tomorrow that I've studied fuck all for and a practicum on Tuesday that I'm a little WATEV about.

WATEV!

Men just never want to be friends, do they? Well neither do I.

Oh and it may have been their magical moment, but I'm not convinced.

And I'm kind of drunk. Nice.

Am I the only one who believes "You get what you pay for?" Or is this another example of how I am supremely both mentally and financially retarded ( Read more... )

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I want a cheeseburger. And my tax return. I also want to go to Las Vegas at the end of March, but I have to entertain my sister at her friend's wedding in bumfuck nowheresville. I hate "quaint" shit with a vengence.

Men really are silly things ( Read more... )