Oh hai

[mrsinfuture]

My internet's been wonky, non-existent actually but here I am.

Dear BFF,

I need to get LAID, not MARRIED. They are not the same. I still love you, but I wish we'd met under different circumstances.

Joanna

Holy shit my first lim assignment's been put up.

Comments

[fivealive]

iawtp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsinfuture]

'I am whacking the penir'? Hurrah!

[fivealive]

bwhahahahah, infinity!!!!!!!!!
:)

i agree with this post.

[mrsinfuture]

I had to google it and that's what ALSO came up *boom tish*

She's really scaring me. I think she's compiling a list of potential suitors in her head, and then shenanigans will ensue. I should just save her the effort and tell her I'm a whore.