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[mrsmayer217]

new topic: post the weirdest thing you ever overheard someone say on a cell phone.

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[sevenlbsoflove]

I know it's kind of cliché, but I've heard it once in the bathroom in a library: I was in a toilet stall minding my own business and so were some other men. Out of no where, some phone rang and the guy in the stall said, "No, I'm not in a bathroom." I'm assuming he covered the phone with one of hand when he said, "Nobody flush." Of course, everybody flushed at the same time.

Then there was this one time when I heard this girl say, "My titties need some action!" while I was waiting for my friend in a Victoria Secret.

I know this isn't over the cell phone, but I think it's just funny: At a gay party once, I hearad these two queers say," How do you know he's a top?" "Because only bottoms wear plaid."

Yeah, I just chuckled.

[mrsmayer217]

haha AWESOME.

[garnerbabe]

paging patrick mckelvey about the mail order bride incident outside of the pcl.

and me, probably not the weirdest but definitely obnoxious:

"man i can't wait to get so trashed tonight. im gonna get fuckin sloshed...." and he went on.

[unheardpublic]

"Well dammit Janine, just kill the damn kitten then!"

Z

[mrsmayer217]

uhh. janine sounds like a would-be kitten killer's name.