"But if I go outside, I might offend the smokers"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22559988?gt1=10755

will ferrell's late on the rent.  funniest.  thing.  ever.

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

R.I.P. Molly Ivins, age 62.

America's Congress passed legislation allowing nuclear co-operation with India. The governments in Delhi and Washington, DC, declared it a great day for bilateral relations. But India's main opposition party continued to object, as did its Communists and some nuclear scientists.

- The Economist

See article

For anyone who wants to give me a gift, here's what I want from the co-op for Christmas.


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hahahahahaha. only partly true. guess which part.



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new topic: post the weirdest thing you ever overheard someone say on a cell phone.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A high school student's controversial banner with the words "Bong Hits 4 Jesus," which led to his suspension, will be argued before the Supreme Court, in an unusual free speech dispute.

The justices Friday accepted an appeal from Juneau, Alaska, school board officials, after a federal appeals court allowed a lawsuit filed by the ( Read more... )

Your iPod could be used as a tracking device.

See CNN story

Edit: link not working because story is in the form of a video.  Go to CNN.com, search for the 12/1/06 story using keywords "iPod" and "tracking".

i think i have a bug bite on my foot.  doesn't that suck?

ok no really, i think it's just ridiculous that in this day i have a public forum where i can whine about stupid crass nonsense like mundane bug bites and people will read it.  admit it, you read it.  and while you empathize because at some point you had a bug bite on your foot or maybe ( Read more... )