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[mrsmiawallace16]

So this morning, I had an interesting conversation with my mother...

Mom: "Oh my gosh, how did you get those bruises on your knees?"
Me: "I tripped at Kelly's house in the middle of the night."
Mom: "Wow you really ate it. Were you drunk?"
Me: "Ha ha ha NO."

lawl

Comments

[lifeisabeach131]

lmfao
the irony, the irony

[ibfailure]

ahahahaha

of course not.

[classact4n6]

friend me bia!
and who is mrs. mia wallace?